"well beyond the very human wish for an easy life, i wish for an honest life"

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... they use my head to avoid slips... my sternum to perfect their upper cut




Saturday, September 4, 2010



I've been a sorry sight ever since
I replaced my mint condition yellow 1960's oven several yrs ago with this doozy of a model, a fancy-wancy touch screen Thermadoor with no nobs that leaves a lot of greasyfinger prints all over like a stainless steel dishwasher that you can never buff the smears off of and goes stir-crazy beepin when you touch it this oven after a short while started malfunctioning and just flat out shutting off during meal preparation and when the CB radiOer next door would crank his broad cast WAAAAAAAAAAAyyyy UP as though he thought it might reach all the way to CAnada by way of Tazmania and save some moola on his extensive MaBell bill or something and so when the repair man came to the house to replace the motherf=touch=board he said it must be a problem something or other about the back=board in no communicato with the front=board even though i don't know nothing bout no front board though it seems to be a running side=joke around here,,and a back board is something like a stretcher so-long-story-short he replaced the touch key pad screenboard and left word that he hoped that would do it cause it was a real headache for him since the prior appointment stop before he could come to my house had some difficult directions and he thought he was supposed to go off of skyline but it turned out to be bear creek rd so the lady there gave him some aceetametafin for his troubled headache finding her house for the service appt and i'm sure he also installed an xray device in there for her and also
he left one screw out.

I have a bran-spankin new TV but I think I'll replace it again as well
since the little TV I had in my bed-room for less than two yrs decided to just blow up all the sudden one day- faulty re-wire I suppose like a stuffed teddy bear with it's eye poked out and replaced wit a shiny glass one so he could see again.

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